You're Invited

You are cordially invited to a glamorous red carpet affair to celebrate the Golden Globes.

The evening will begin with a stroll along a red carpet and includes such lavish details as caviar served with solid gold spoons and miso-marinated Chilean sea bass draped in a truffle and buerre blanc reduction. Guests will be served a chocolate bombe cake covered with 24 carat gold dusting. A champagne toast with Louis Roederer Cristal champagne will wrap the luxurious evening.

Entertainment includes music performed by 98 degrees, the hottest band from the city of Cincinnati. The list of attendees includes many celebrities from the Tri-State including George Clooney, Nick Lachey, Sarah Jessica Parker and Steven Spielberg.

Attire is black tie - valet parking is provided. Limousines may park in the lot across the street from the venue.

We will be handing out gift bags stuffed with gift certificates to the Tri-State's hottest eateries, luxurious products to pamper your skin, designer sunglasses and 100% cashmere pashminas.

A courier will deliver to you a formal, embossed invitation card with more information on a location and time.

**WHAM**

You are cordially invited to a fun-filled party to celebrate the Golden Globes.

The evening begins with your favorite beer or wine or whatever you have stocked in your refrigerator. The party will serve up a variety of tasty cheese curls and microwave popcorn and Tostino name brand pizza rolls (provided you set your oven to the right temperature). Hosts recommend you get a 40 ouncer of Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, so you can toast the award winners at the end of the evening.

You will have an opportunity to mingle with other party guests via a three-way call arranged by the virtual host. Entertainment includes several up-and-coming artists featured on MySpace, 30 second snippets of the hottest songs provided by iTunes and a very special playlist created for the occasion, "Kate's Glamourpuss Dance Club Hits."

Attire is whatever you feel most comfortable in, though if you use Skype it is suggested you have all your bits and pieces covered by - at the very least - a pair of comfortable boxers and a wifebeater.

Prizes include a lovely trinket found beneath the organizer's couch cushions, a Billy Bass Singing Fish, and a used pair of teal, knock-off Uggs, size 7.

Please check the related e-vite site for other related information including start times and a schedule of drinking game activities you can play at home.