Catching Up On My Love*

Dwight: My girlfriend and I broke up recently, and I must say, I am relieved. Gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition - where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want, I don't care. They're your oats.

Click here to watch the whole thing - choose the episode all the way to the left - "407 - Money."

*Although I must say I am beginning to develop a crush on Andy Bernard.


Andy: (to Pam): So...

Pam: What's up?

Andy: Me, all night. Dreaming of Angela's smokin' hot body.

Pam: You're being gross.

Andy: Not from a male perspective. You need to set me up with her. I know she told you that she's looking and she's totally not responding to my moves.

Pam: What moves?

Andy: I have moonwalked past Accounting, like, ten times.

Pam: I can't believe that's not working.

Andy: Yeah.

Pam: Um... I don't know if I really see you two together.

Andy: Really? Well maybe you should look in the smart part of your brain.

Pam: She's very religious.

Andy: Okay. Well, I come from a line of WASPs so long it leads back to Moses.

Pam: Okay. Well, she takes her convictions pretty seriously. She can be kind of severe.

Andy: Yeah, and I punched a hole in a wall.

Pam: That's right, you did.

Andy: Yeah...