Appetizer
About how much money did you spend on gas this week?
Zip. Zero. Zilch. I bought all my gas last week and plan on refueling next Thursday. My gas tank lasts me about two weeks, which is a good thing considering I spend about 45 bucks a fill up.
Soup
What is your favortite brand of toilet paper?
TP is one thing where I believe in brand loyalty. I am an exclusive Charmin user. I like the Plus kind because it's extra fluffy. None of that one ply stuff for my ass...
Salad
When was the last time you discovered something that you thought was pure genius?
The circle? I don't know, maybe Blogger or the Amazing Race. I haven't seen anything recently that I regard as truly miraculous or incredulous, and perhaps that's the news cynic in me.
Main Course
What is the least amount of sleep you can get by on per night?
When I was on the morning show I did just fine on four hours. That meant, of course, that I had a two hour nap somewhere in there. I would say five hours of night time sleeping is as low as I can go.
Dessert
June is a popular month for weddings. Do you know anyone who is getting married this month?
No. But as an aside, the health story in my newscast today dealt specifically with looking and feeling younger. Some scientists (I don't exactly know who these cretins are) say people look younger if they're
- married
- raising children
- have money
Seeing that I am/have none of these, I must be aging rapidly.
Bollocks!
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