The following was the start of my email from Daily Candy:
Love letter:
Draft 1:Your lips are like roses; your eyes, stars. You taste like cheese, the kind you put on nachos. I want to devour you.
Draft 2:I love you like sunshine, draft beer, and breasts. Big breasts.
Draft 3:I feel so close to you. You remind me of my mother. Can we have sex soon?
I think Draft 2 would work best on me, if I had to pick one.
The email was actually plugging a website that will write a letter for any hard to express sentiment or occasion.
Jinkies.
1 comment:
That's beautiful, man.
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