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hey there cutie sorry it has taken soooo long to get back with you I feel like this has been my first free second since I got back up here I am in high demand.....lol Wow! that must be pretty exciting working in journalism I bet you see some pretty intresting things. I am in ky and will be here for sometime it looks like I am trying to get to the point where I can be here most of the time I would love to get to know you still give me a buzz when you get a chance 859-xxx-xxxx Brad

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Note: This is something I just got in one of my inboxes (I have four email accounts. How many do you have?) from someone I met on one of those God awful dating websites. He played college football for my favorite team and says he's successful, spending his time between two homes: one in KY and one in FL.

First- I hate it when someone calls me cutie.
Second-I think it's so lame that he says he's in high demand. Last I looked, my social calendar was pretty booked, too, bucko.
Third-Yes. I work in journalism. I appreciate it when someone can string a cohesive sentence together. Next?
Fourth- So you would love to get to know me? How about asking for MY phone number. I hate it when the calling is left up to me.

But that doesn't mean I won't ring his digits, anyway.