For The Valentines Who Just Can't Bear Cold Hands

Being that I'm eternally single, I had no idea there was a need for a product like this:

image courtesy of smitten.com

It's a two handed mitten for folks who just luuuuv to hold hands.

My history so far excludes any kind of extensive hand holding, so I've never considered the trouble of holding a loved one's digits in the freezing cold.

I guess I can see how that could be a problem.

Now all we need is an invention to keep, ahem, a lady's top warm and subdued.