Elastic Pants

If I were wearing a belt, I'd take it out a notch.

If I were wearing elastic pants, I'd sit back with ease and continue to shovel food in my mouth.

But I'm not.

I've got some cream colored cargo pants on... and a cream colored, wool cable-knit sweater.

So I feel incredibly uncomfortable.

And it's only lunch time at work.

So help me God, I just don't know if I'll make it through Thanksgiving dinner.